j.p.undercroft

You're distracting me from you

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I’m really terrified that I already was at one point the best I was ever going to be.

I’ll never look that good again.

I’ll never be king again.

I’ll never screw like that again.

I’ll never write anything like that again.

I’ll never be that mad in love again.

I’ll never be with anyone that beautiful again.

I’ll never be that popular again.

I’ll never be that happy again.

I’m fucking terrified.

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dragonofyin:

You know a movie is bad when the best character is a motorcycle that can’t spell “perimeter” and calls the police “bad mothers”